MatildaV

Hey I'm Chris Kringle, I'm a sex addict

hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole

-ur Rehab Center for Fictional Characters av/med Bo Burnham. Lyssna här.